If you like McMansion Hell, support it on Patreon! You know, McMansion Hell has been around for five years now, and has coined many terms - an art, ahoy matey, lawyer foyer, brass nвЂ™ glass, pringles can of shame - but I have to say, I hope fireplace nipples also sticks.ДЄnyway, thatвЂ™s all for 1980 - join us next month for 1981. (Staten Island accent): Hey, IвЂ™m workshoppinвЂ™ some metaphors here!ДЄlright, weвЂ™ve entertained this monstrosity enough - time to wrap things up. Ostensibly bad opinion that I will nevertheless defend: the corner bed slaps, letвЂ™s bring it back.

but also, where can i get some chevron mirrors, asking for a friend.) Master Bedroom This serious sociological research also happens to coincide with the Giro d'Italia, one hopes. The shinier things are, the richer one is, obviously. My suspicion is that there are no pictures of the mirrored mystery foyer because the photographerвЂ™s identity would be henceforth revealed, and the point of all real estate photography is for the viewer to imagine themselves as the only person in a given space. OneвЂ™s ass on the iridescent pleather sofa, waiting for the centuries to change. One foot in the seventies, with all their strife, one foot in the beginning of what felt like the end of history. The sense that one is always changing levels, trapped in a landing of some sort, never quite arrived on stable footing. Sitting RoomДoes anything here make sense? The periwinkle sofa, the twinkling of bronze glass, a truly transitional material, a mall exiting stagflation and entering the sultry trap of Reaganite libertarianism that would leave it empty twenty-five years later. LetвЂ™s not bother with the formalities this time. All of these things are brought together here, through truly unlikely circumstances. A house is built in 1980 in Staten Island and would have thrived as an anonymous bastion of tastelessness had the internet not been invented. A real estate agent uploads a listing to an aggregator, knowing that it will be a difficult sell but thinking not much of it, for, like TolstoyвЂ™s unhappy families, all houses are difficult to sell in their own way. An architecture critic disappears for three months to follow bike racing around Europe, rife with questions of becoming and desire. (back of a quirky literary novel voice): Sometimes, things are not what they seem. Not into monthly subscriptions? Try the tip jar! If you like this post, consider supporting me on Patreon for as little as $1 a month! Stay tuned for more Yearbook! ItвЂ™s only going to get pinker and tealer from here. I hope you all enjoyed our little foray into hell. Remember late-era Frank Lloyd Wright? These architects dared to ask: What if he sucked? the horrible room (Note: There are more images from the sicko zone but Tumblr only lets me put 10 images in per post so please head over to the McMansion Hell Patreon to see more.) The Den We are now entering the Sicko Zone, wherein everything gets progressively a little more, well, sick. WeвЂ™ve completed our tour of the main, relatively normal McMansion part of this house. This was likely a reno job but master bathrooms did start being roughly the size of my living/dining room a few years later. How can something clearly from the 80s have such powerful 2006 energy? Main Bathroom This is the most normal room in the house. In the late 1970s, society once inquired, collectively: What if вЂњDudes RockвЂќ was a bar? Kitchen Pretty sure this is the most epic hearth in McMansion Hell history, if not world history. (IвЂ™m sober, though.) Auditorium-Sized Living Room Shall we? Lawyer FoyerДefinitely thought that the staircase emptied out into a pool of brown water. It has seven bedrooms for maximum party discretion and 4.5 bathrooms also for maximum party discretion but of a different sort. This incredible 70s hangover is served (with a fine line on a silver tray) at a neat $5 million. Hello everyone! We return to the great state of Illinois (where I live) to bring you this wonderful time capsule from DuPage County (where I donвЂ™t live but have ridden my bike.) There is actually much more house to get through than in the usual McMansion Hell post so IetвЂ™s not waste time with informalities.

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